Living not at home

When translating, there are always textures in the source language which cannot be directly replicated in the target language. Moving from Portuguese to English, gender is one such texture. Every noun in Portuguese is either feminine or masculine (which is the case in many other languages too) while English only has gendered nouns in special cases. I have been translating João Luís Barreto Guimarães’s collection Aberto todos os dias from Portuguese into English. I noticed a pattern at the start of the poem ‘Aquela garça ali’ (or  ‘That heron there’) . The first six nouns are alternately feminine and masculine. The nouns are:  a garça, o bote, a curva, o rio, a cidade, o fim. (In English this would be: the heron, the boat, the curve, the river, the city, the end).  Since every noun in Portuguese – whether animate, inanimate, concrete, abstract – is gendered, gender can seem arbitrary, not carrying significant meaning. To me the gender of a noun stands out ‘as though each ...

Here’s a transcript from the beginning of an online meeting I had last month with a kind and patient accountant: Me: On the Helena. Common star. Accountant: To the right. I say Go feed bank. Me: I sing sing of Oyster Ben. In town, and Career should come. We arrest. Accountant: Say. Me: E, tambing, it's pretty much temp of the push then you should Sobra. I mean, if she had activity that feeling inside. Accountant: See, there's no physical.  Me: As I should sing. Then you can control. On the He was saying to Do. I do and do site. Okay. Bacteria. The key. Until it comes site commissary merch. I stupid going to sober. The transcription makes no sense. The meeting, on the other hand, made perfect sense and concluded with me submitting my tax return. What’s going on? The short answer is that I forgot to change the language on the transcription software. The software did its job of converting the sounds of our conversation into words, but its frame of reference was the English languag...

False friends are an established idea in language learning. They link two languages in a deceptive way. They are pairs of words, one in each language. They are friends because they’re similar in sound or spelling. They’re false because their meaning is significantly different. They look like effective translations but they're not.  Two classic examples are embaraçada – embarazada and préservatif – preservative .     embaraçada (Portuguese) means embarrassed     embarazada (Spanish) means pregnant     préservatif (French) means a contraceptive     preservative (English) means a food additive I’m proposing a related idea: unreliable friends . These are pairs of words which link two languages and translate each other, but do so with some slippage. I like unreliable friends because they foreground the way languages borrow words and repurpose them. The idea of correct English or correct Portuguese is a fundamental misunders...

On Thursday night, at the free Portuguese lessons provided by our local council, the teacher has launched us upon o conjuntivo . Oh conjunctive, you fearsome thing; you sound like an eye infection, you slide over the linguistic border into English shape-shifting into the subjunctive or simply vanishing. Our teacher is good and we understand the broad meaning - present wishes, desires, intentions which may translate into future actions. Here’s three examples:    E melhor que consultes um medico. (It would be better if you saw a doctor.)    Vá de taxi para que não se atrase. (Take a taxi so you’re not late.)    Mesmo que chova, vamos ao futebol. (We’re going to the football even if it rains.) As you can see, there’s no catch-all structure in English which translates the conjuntivo .  In unknown territory, and without a map, it's best to stick to the path. Learn  the model sentences, learn  the phrases that trigger the conjuntivo : hard gr...